SSC 27

Short Shameful Confession:

I thought everyone was mispronouncing "Tumoric."

I Forgot What Comes Next

One of my favorite Sesame Street clips from childhood.  And of course, my family called ME John John too.

John John and Herry Monster Count to 20

See him watching the puppeteer at first instead of the head?

Yogurt

S: I think it went bad.

Me: What?!  The freshness date is 20 days from now.  And I opened it like 2 days ago.

S: Well... is it supposed to be tangy?

Me: *sputter*  "It's YOGURT!!!"

S: Well... I didn't know!

Me: I'm so angry at you right now.

Quote of the Night

Yeah, 'cause penguin milk is awesome! - Walter

Eating at The Hat after rehearsal with Walter, Samber, Bamber, Sarah, Garret, and Dana.  Topics ranged from how amazing the Nintendo Wii is to, SYTYCD, to the history of nicknames, to Michael Jackson, to injuries.

And pastrami.

Salt Variations

Is there such a thing as bacon salt? There should be.

Drinking on the Fourth

It's odd that some people think that holidays are reduced to themed
drinking days (My college friends are all scratching their heads right
now and thinking, "Dude, aren't you one of those people?").

"Hey it's Arbor Day! Let's get blasted at the Arboretum!"

Dear Google

Please stop showing me ads for push-up bras. I was looking for pushup bars.

Quote of the Day 20090628

"You're going to have a magical life.  Because no matter where you go, it'll be better than Tucson."  - Hamlet 2

Line of the Night 20090626

"Check out the Rolls Royce."
"Oh wow.  It's like they put it in a wind-tunnel, stepped back, and said, 'Nah, fuck it.  Never mind.'"

Secretary of the Internet

 

xkcd

xkcd, an online web comic, is generally brilliantly funny.  It's especially funny in it's currently running series.  Check it out starting here.

Curl Up With A Warm Cup Of Crazy

Make sure you're not drinking anything when you watch this.  It might end up ... well, everywhere. (h/t MeFi)

The crazy really kicks in around 1:14.  Next gear, 3:55.  And finally, 6:30.  Soooooo amazingly horrifying.

Quotes From Friends Pt. 2

D: Would you like my muffin?
Me: Hold on.
[pause while I fiddle with my phone]
D: Are you calculating the carbs in a muffin?
Me: No, I'm writing down your muffin question so I can blog about it later.

Quotes From Friends

Danie: I haven't seen you in pants in days! What?! Why are you laughing?

People on Clay Aiken

In the break room yesterday, I saw a cover story for People magazine: Clay Aiken is gay.

Reactions:

1. I'm glad he doesn't have to live a lie to his children, as alluded to on the cover.
2. Who the fuck is Clay Aiken?

Dancing and Quotes

Hung out with G&C last night, before Strutter's Ball.  Walking from dinner to Strutters, we came across my favorite mannequin.  I've seen it before, so I made the same joke.

Me: [Freezing and making a face]
C:  What?
Me: What, exactly, is being sold here?!
G: Nipples A-Blazing!!!

Then later, sitting at the fountain,

G:  That thing is a wild beast, and I want it!
Me: That's not the first time I've heard that!

Googlesack

googlesack, v.  The act of asking a question aimed at making someone search for an answer on the internet when you yourself are perfectly capable of searching for it.

"I wonder if there's a later show of the movie?"
"Don't try to googlesack me!  Look it up yourself!"

Irony

Chat exerpt:

ok FYI John im not this teenage girl ,, number one , number two hello , what the F...

I love irony.

Dear Self

Dear Self:

Just a quick reminder to you:  Don't go riding without bike shorts or you'll rub your crotch raw. 


Love and Kisses,

Me

On Rabbits

So rabbit-style vibrators were featured on Sex and the City.  I missed it because I don't watch the show.  I wanted to like it, but never could get into it.  Thus, I don't know the context, but I do know that it's an honest-to-goodness sex meme now.


I don't remember how the Rabbit Vibrator came up yesterday, but it did, which reminded me of a long ago conversation:

K:  Are you threatened by vibrators?
Me: Well, I'm pro-orgasm.   So no, I guess not.

I'm still wondering if a question like that is me being evaluated for sexual compatibility.  If so, it didn't work.

But back to the present, I did get to use my hands as a model yesterday, which led me to this wonderful statement:

Me:  [staring at interlocking fingers] Of course, this isn't to scale.
MM:  We know.

Which also reminds me:

D: I'm bummed that I don't show up in your blog any more.

My new response, "You're not asking the right questions."

The Look

On Monday, I did a plyometrics workout, and as of today, I'm still incredibly stiff and sore.  Last night at dance team practice, I saw myself in the mirror and realized that my "I'm stiff and sore from plyometrics" walk looks exactly like a "I took a crap in my pants" walk.

Unfortunate to figure that out after three days.