Sunday, July 20, 2008

In-Depth Review of BBC's "Top Gear"

Car-enthusiast porn

"It's like an ax-murderer with headlights!"

"Why would you want a car that's trying to kill you?"

"How many gears have you got?"
"Six."
"[Mine's got] Seven.  One better."
"That's too many."

"His wind mirrors are an inch bigger than mine.... I've got the smallest windscreen wipers... [But] My gearstick's got the largest knob diameter by half and inch!"

Saturday, July 19, 2008

New Game

OK, new game: 

1) Fall asleep with the television on. 
2) Incorporate the shows into your "just coming awake" dreaming. 
3) Rewind your Tivo and watch the inspiration to your dreams.
4) Laugh.