On Bleu Cheese Dressing

Note to self: Bob's Lite Bleu Cheese Dip/Dressing tastes like ranch
dressing with a blue cheese afterthought. I'm not sure why I'm
surprised when they can't correctly spell "light" and "blue."

Dancing Lows

I've been told today that my dancing is carefully devoid of styling to the point of being sterile, and I make people cry by correcting them on the social floor.

And I'm really tired.

Language Subtleties

I'm creeped out by the fact that we use "put down" to talk about
starting a baby's nap AND euthanizing our pets.

Interface Question

Under what circumstances would it make sense to create a control that
reads: "Off - High - Medium - Low" instead of "Off - Low - Medium -
High"?

Dear Google

Please stop showing me ads for push-up bras. I was looking for pushup bars.

Quote of the Day 20090628

"You're going to have a magical life.  Because no matter where you go, it'll be better than Tucson."  - Hamlet 2

Line of the Night 20090626

"Check out the Rolls Royce."
"Oh wow.  It's like they put it in a wind-tunnel, stepped back, and said, 'Nah, fuck it.  Never mind.'"