Sunday, July 20, 2008

In-Depth Review of BBC's "Top Gear"

Car-enthusiast porn

"It's like an ax-murderer with headlights!"

"Why would you want a car that's trying to kill you?"

"How many gears have you got?"
"[Mine's got] Seven.  One better."
"That's too many."

"His wind mirrors are an inch bigger than mine.... I've got the smallest windscreen wipers... [But] My gearstick's got the largest knob diameter by half and inch!"

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