Dear Self:
Just a quick reminder to you: Don't go riding without bike shorts or you'll rub your crotch raw.
Love and Kisses,
Me
Showing posts with label dear-self. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dear-self. Show all posts
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Friday, March 30, 2007
Hot Popcorn
Dear Self,
Yes, popcorn is a neat food. Yes, butter flavor might be a little boring. Yes, you're an adventurous eater. But just because you see people at work eating popcorn with hot sauce all the time doesn't mean you should try it. And hearing the sizzle of Tabasco hitting popcorn sure is fun, but should also be a dead giveaway that nothing good could come of the experiment. I mean, the popcorn wasn't that hot. What was the sizzle from? That's right, it was the sound of evil!
Regards,
Me
P.S. A couple drops of hot sauce in scrambled eggs? Pure genius.
Yes, popcorn is a neat food. Yes, butter flavor might be a little boring. Yes, you're an adventurous eater. But just because you see people at work eating popcorn with hot sauce all the time doesn't mean you should try it. And hearing the sizzle of Tabasco hitting popcorn sure is fun, but should also be a dead giveaway that nothing good could come of the experiment. I mean, the popcorn wasn't that hot. What was the sizzle from? That's right, it was the sound of evil!
Regards,
Me
P.S. A couple drops of hot sauce in scrambled eggs? Pure genius.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Strict Rotation
Dear Self,
What exactly is it that you hope to accomplish by making sure that the newly cleaned and dried dishes are put away beneath their peers in the cupboard? Does it important to spread out the wear and tear over your $0.50 IKEA collection? The same collection that you had to talk yourself into moving instead of throwing away and re-buying during the trek to the current apartment? You're wasting valuable time that could be spent doing productive things.
Thanks, and have a good week.
Regards,
Me
P.S. I heartily approve of your forks and spoons rotation. I mean, that just makes sense.
What exactly is it that you hope to accomplish by making sure that the newly cleaned and dried dishes are put away beneath their peers in the cupboard? Does it important to spread out the wear and tear over your $0.50 IKEA collection? The same collection that you had to talk yourself into moving instead of throwing away and re-buying during the trek to the current apartment? You're wasting valuable time that could be spent doing productive things.
Thanks, and have a good week.
Regards,
Me
P.S. I heartily approve of your forks and spoons rotation. I mean, that just makes sense.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
