While taking a long break, had this conversation:
Me: Is this song familiar to anyone?
J: It's Indigo Swing covering a ... punk band, I think.
[Note: They were covering Oingo Boingo's Violent Love]
Me: I've danced to this song a dozen times and never noticed the lyrics.
D: I want to make violent love to you...
Me: Er, thanks. I'm flattered. But, I'm actually seeing someone right now...
D: I was saying the lyrics!
Me: Sure, sure. But it would be explosive.
D: I was saying the lyrics!
Me: That's fine.
D: Wait, violent?
Me: Maybe not violent. But explosive.
D: This conversation is making me uncomfortable.
Me: You and me both. Why'd you bring it up again?
D: [slowly winks] [1]
Hmmm....
She has been shaking her butt at me a lot recently. [2]
[1] That part didn't actually happen. But what did happen was:
D: I have a confession. I say shocking things to you sometimes to see if they show up in your blog.
Be careful what you wish for.
[2] That part actually happened.
1. I only shake my butt at you because I'm feeling extra sassy, and you always react hilariously.
ReplyDelete2. I don't really want to make violent love to you. Sorry.
3. I sat here for a good 2 minutes trying to remember if I actually winked at you. Then I finished reading your post.
4. AWESOME.
D:
ReplyDelete1) Why is it that you always seem to be feeling extra sassy?!
2) Don't feel sorry for me. Feel sorry for you.
3) Ha, ha!
4) You and me both.