Monday, January 7, 2008

Mormon Lingo 1

Just for my own edification and memory, Mormon code words or lingo and what they mean.

Offended

When you're Mormon and you stop attending Church because you've been offended, that means you're upset over something that everyone else thinks is trivial bullshit that you should get over. Grow the fuck up, bitch.

Though apparently, they don't put it in quite those terms.

1 comment:

  1. well, not exactly the terms we'd use. i mean, telling someone to "grow up" is a bit condescending and may re-offend. but other than that, pretty much spot-on!

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