I don't remember how the Rabbit Vibrator came up yesterday, but it did, which reminded me of a long ago conversation:
K: Are you threatened by vibrators?
Me: Well, I'm pro-orgasm. So no, I guess not.
I'm still wondering if a question like that is me being evaluated for sexual compatibility. If so, it didn't work.
But back to the present, I did get to use my hands as a model yesterday, which led me to this wonderful statement:
Me: [staring at interlocking fingers] Of course, this isn't to scale.
MM: We know.
Which also reminds me:
D: I'm bummed that I don't show up in your blog any more.
My new response, "You're not asking the right questions."
John, I'm not going to start asking you about vibrators or your junk.
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My junk?!
ReplyDeletei leave town and just look what happens. i can't believe i always miss all the fun...
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