Friday, April 20, 2007

It's A Better Value

All You Can Eat

It's horrifying. And in a previous incarnation, I'd have like to have tried a Nacho Dog. Wait, do you put the chips in the bun, or just the cheese?

I have a love/hate relationship with hot dogs. Mostly hate. But during weak moments, I want to buy one of these.


  1. Then, out of nowhere, guys began running through the aisles and flinging bite-sized Baby Ruth bars into the crowd. The crowd went berserk, clawing their arms in the air like starving zombie prisoners of war at a brain buffet.

    Classic. Everything else is wrong. So very wrong.

  2. Nice imagery, no? So is the predictable throwing-up scene:

    In my heaving misery, I stared at my excrescence and thought, this puddle of putrid poison vomit is brought to you by the Los Angeles Dodgers.