Danielle: Hey, if you're feeling good and want to take off, don't worry about me.
Me: OK. And if you're feeling strong and you find yourself off ahead of me, for God's sake slow down and wait. I don't want to ride this thing alone!
Danielle: There's a hard Team Velocity ride that's was around 30 miles with the same amount of climbing as today's ride. I thought that was a lot harder than today. Today was good, but not super hard.
Me: Can't... catch... breath... to... talk...
Danielle: Don't take that the wrong way, I just meant...
Me: Listen, unless you have something more to say about how good my ass looks, I don't want to hear it!
I might have cut and pasted that last one to make it funnier.
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