Me: Thanks for the dance, Jenna.
Jenna: Thank you, sir.
[pause]
Me: Did you just call me sir?!
Jenna: [mortified] My parents make me call everybody sir!
Me: [to no one in particular] She just called me, "sir."
Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?
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