Monday, October 1, 2007

Resident Evil: Extinction

Zombies kill people.

Lessons Learned About The Zombie Future:
  • You won't live very long unless you're super hot
  • You'll worry about gasoline and ammo, Mad Max style, but not about water
  • If you're a super-hot surviving woman, you'll have immaculate makeup and plucked eyebrows
  • You shouldn't go to Vegas

Lessons Learned From Seeing This Movie:
  • The Resident Evil franchise is best experienced on cable


  1. For those that are so inclined... this series is fantastic in the theaters *after* a few drinks.

  2. Why are human zombies shambling, but canine zombies are on the rage virus from 28 Days Later?!