Zombies kill people.
Lessons Learned About The Zombie Future:
- You won't live very long unless you're super hot
- You'll worry about gasoline and ammo, Mad Max style, but not about water
- If you're a super-hot surviving woman, you'll have immaculate makeup and plucked eyebrows
- You shouldn't go to Vegas
Lessons Learned From Seeing This Movie:
- The Resident Evil franchise is best experienced on cable
For those that are so inclined... this series is fantastic in the theaters *after* a few drinks.
ReplyDeleteWhy are human zombies shambling, but canine zombies are on the rage virus from 28 Days Later?!
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