LARP Birthday Card

Attended a small birthday gathering for a friend who recently told me she was into LARP'ing (Live-Action Role-Playing). I had previously had a friend tell me that not everyone does these live-action things in-costume. Sometimes, they'll just wear a sign with a description of the costume, and everyone is supposed to interact with them as if they were in costume. For example, instead of wearing a tuxedo, a person could just wear a sign saying "tuxedo." Hoping this was a universal theme among LARP'ers, I wrote the following birthday card:

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Cue genre hilarity.