Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Thoughts on Simon & Garfunkel

From Cecilia:

Making love in the afternoon with cecilia
Up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someones taken my place
5-star song dropped to 2-stars by the image of Art Garfunkel engaged in cunnilingus during multi-partner sex.

In fact, that wagging 'fro ... Gah! [claws at eyes] 1-Star!

Don't get mad at me! I don't write the darn song!!!


  1. Is that what that's called?! I don't like it. I prefer "the Garfunkel."

  2. Well, if it's good enough for The 40 Year-Old Virgin*, it's good enough for me.

    *from whence the term derives.