5-star song dropped to 2-stars by the image of Art Garfunkel engaged in cunnilingus during multi-partner sex.
Making love in the afternoon with cecilia
Up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someones taken my place
In fact, that wagging 'fro ... Gah! [claws at eyes] 1-Star!
Don't get mad at me! I don't write the darn song!!!
Cmon the Jew-fro is hot!!!
ReplyDeleteIs that what that's called?! I don't like it. I prefer "the Garfunkel."
ReplyDeleteWell, if it's good enough for The 40 Year-Old Virgin*, it's good enough for me.
ReplyDelete*from whence the term derives.